

Cricket Tours
with Ralph Dellor
The story goes that Trevor Howard, a celebrated English actor, was so hooked on cricket that
he insisted on a clause in his contracts that he would not be available for filming while there
was a Test match being played in England. It was, therefore, no surprise when his wife, actress
Helen Cherry, returned home one day to find a note on the kitchen table that read, simply,
"Gone to the cricket."
What Howard had omitted to say was that the cricket in question was the fourth Test in Sydney!
Cricket tours can have that effect on people.

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Manchester...

.. or the MCG?

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For anyone who enjoys travel and cricket, the idea of combining the two activities offers a
marvellous prospect. This is especially the case when you think that overseas tours invariably
take place in the off-season at home. So, this coming winter, a cricket-loving Englishman has
a simple choice to make. Do I stay at home and suffer nothing but Manchester United on the
television, the wrong sort of snow outside Croydon and grey, damp days, or do I trade in the M,
C and g (Manchester, Croydon and grey - come on, keep up) for the MCG - Melbourne Cricket Ground?
There is no doubt about it, the world had shrunk with the advent of comparatively cheap air travel,
and the once vague possibility of spending a couple of weeks in Australia or South Africa is now
a distinct option. It is just that, if you are going, I strongly advise you to give your wife
a little more notice than Trevor Howard did. You never know, she will probably want to come with you
even if she loathes cricket.
There was once a cricket correspondent of a Fleet Street newspaper who gave up the job because
he felt that, geographically, it was too restrictive and he wanted to use his job as a journalist
to see the world. To be fair, at that time, he would have spent his winters on an endless treadmill
of Australia, South Africa, New Zealand, West Indies, India and Pakistan. Poor chap!
Speaking as someone whose cricket involvement has taken me to 22 different countries around the
world, I think it is fair to say that times have changed. The possibilities now are endless, and
so rewarding. It is not just the cricket, which can be marvellous in itself, but the people, the
culture and the wealth of experiences that come from these visits.
To have seen the game being played in developing countries where there are incredible difficulties to
be overcome before even a simple game can take place, to the grandeur of a world cup final or a
Test match played in one of the cricket world's great arenas, puts it all into perspective.
In the old days, when travel was by ship and train, cricket tours must have been even more enchanting.
The pace was so much slower that it allowed time to see more of the countries visited. Certainly the
complaint from the players nowadays is that they see the airport on the way in to a venue, the hotel,
the cricket ground and the airport on the way out. Travelling supporters do not have to adopt quite
such a regimented routine and they do get opportunities to take in rather more.
Even as a working journalist on tour, there have been chances to build relaxation and hedonism into
the schedule. What a waste to be in Africa and not go on safari. How disappointing not to immerse
yourself in the culture of Asia. And how inexcusable not to indulge in the pleasures of Australasia
or the Caribbean. This is not the time or the place to, metaphorically, show you my touring
photographs, but rest assured that there is more to touring than watching Ashley Giles bowl a maiden
over.
There are so many possibilities to enjoy the country. If I can just show you one snap from an
England A tour of Australia, you can appreciate how it is possible to expand your horizons beyond
the cricket.
As a freelance, I had to make my own arrangements for travel and accommodation and to do so as cheaply
as possible. Nobody was giving me a fat expense account as I was just getting paid for work done for
a number of outlets and had to have the income column reading more than the expenditure column at the
end of the tour.
The players and some of the travelling press corps travelled everywhere by air. I hired a car and
drove. The distances were sometimes vast, but it did give the chance to see rather more of the
country and to put a plus entry in the experience column that does not appear on most balance sheets.
There was one occasion when we finished a match in Canberra and had to move on to Sydney. It was
probably no further than driving from London to Manchester. On the way I went through Bowral and
took the opportunity to call in at the Bradman Museum. It was fascinating and I spent a full
three hours there. When I arrived in Sydney and told of a pleasant day's drive and the Bowral
experience, one of the players said "Yes, we flew over Bowral." They had got to their destination
quickly. I had arrived in the same place a little later but with a memory for life.
Of course, it is not just overseas tours that make travel and cricket such natural partners. There
is a lot to be said for travelling round England watching cricket. Whatever some might like to say,
it is a wonderful existence to go round visiting different county grounds and experiencing the
unique atmosphere of each and every one. The same applies to Test cricket.
Do not make the mistake of thinking that a day spent watching Test cricket in Leeds is the same
as watching it in Nottingham. It is not even the same in the same city. Ask someone who has been
to The Oval and someone who has been at Lord's. Because the grounds are not identical concrete
bowls, they have character - and characters in the crowd.
At a more lowly level, there are club tours. Even with the growth in importance of the leagues,
there is still usually one week a year when the club goes on its annual tour. The cricket might
not be of a great standard at all times, but the social standard is usually world class. But
even these might carry a government health warning.
Some years ago, I knew someone who got married for the second time. On arriving at their
honeymoon hotel, he opened the boot of the car to take out the luggage and his new bride noticed
his cricket bag in the boot. "Oh, I must have forgotten to take it out," he replied to her
inquiry as to what it was doing there.
Then she noticed a familiar figure walking into the hotel. "Isn't that Brian - your friend
from the cricket club?" "Yes, it did look like him, didn't it?" was the reply laced with
suitable incredulity. It was only a little later that she discovered it had been Brian
from the cricket club. Not unreasonable either, bearing in mind the cricket club were staying
in the same hotel on the annual tour. It will come as no surprise to learn that the marriage
did not last. But he did not make the same mistake the next time. Or the time after that.
Travel, when undertaken in connection with cricket, does not only broaden the mind. It can even
broaden the list of ex-wives.
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